Flight 1232, Now Balding
The scene: Salt Lake International Airport, July 2007.
JD: (to himself) I wonder if the unbelievably tiny, freckle-laden woman sitting next to me is Christina Applegate.
Woman sitting next to him: (on the phone) Hi, this is Chris. Yada, yada . . .
JD: (to himself) What was that movie called where she played a flight attendant?
Christina: Hi, are you flying to Phoenix?
JD: No.
Christina: Did you hear the announcement they just made?
JD: Yes. Yada, yada . . . Are you Christina Applegate?
Christina: Laughs. I am.
JD: It feels very natural to see you here since I saw the movie where you played a flight attendant.
Christina: Laughs. That was a fun movie to do. Can I rub your head?
JD: Sure.
After a good rub of the freshly-shaved head, she walked off to catch her flight. A few months later, she has won myriad awards for her new show, she has triumphed over a battle with breast cancer, and now, a year and a half later, she is on the cover of People's "100 Most Beautiful" issue.
So next time you see him, you may want to give JD's head a rub for luck.