The Destructor

Look at this adorable face. 

Do not let her fool you. Her nickname up until this week has been The Relocator. She excels at relocating toys from room to room and, more impressively, hiding important items. Her new talent as The Destructor has taken things to a new level. She exploits Ella's feeding time with serious efficiency. Among other things, she has painted the treadmill with night cream, crumbed countless crackers into the carpet, redecorated the walls and doors with pencil and crayon drawings, and poured out several gallons worth of water bottles in strategic locations. We'll be lucky if the house is still standing when Ella's nursing phase is over. But with this face and her amazing snuggling skills, I am defenseless. We can always move.